Emotions

Me: I can't help it if you're emotionally retarded

B: I think you're confusing emotional retardedness with emotional stability.

Shower

We were on a trip with our friends. I texted Shandi to tell her we were up and ready for the day. Alex texted me back and said she just got in the shower.

Me: but, that was 7 minutes ago, she's probably done now

B: you, obviously, and not familiar withy the bathing habits of women. In 7 minutes, she may have stopped just standing under the hot water. Maybe she's gotten her hair wet.

Spruce...

Me: do all big airplanes open in front Brad: no, (and then he said one I can't remember) and the Spruce Moose probably did. Me: seriously? The Spruce Moose? It's the Spruce Goose. Brad: why would it be goose? It was made in Canada on the Hudson Bay. Canadians love Moose. He wasn't kidding.

Wailing Wall

The whaling wall does look disappointing. I don't see any whales at all, a few fatties maybe, but no true whales.

at church

We were staring at the bulletin board in the foyer, waiting for the sacrament to end so we could enter.  There were some EFY posters.  One of them was of a girl doing a bungee jumping type thing and above it was a picture of a family walking through some tall grass toward a temple.

b: "wow, that's really dangerous."
k: "the bungee jumping?"
b: "no, there could totally be snakes in that grass!"

Christmas Card

I thanked my sister and friend for making our Christmas card...Brad responded:


You forgot to thank the other most important people for making the card look fantastic, and that would be you and me. because when you are as hot as we are, really you could put anything around the picture and it would look good. But thanks Kera and Shandi too, and the boys for cooperating (sort of).

TV

Me: let's watch HIMYM B: nah, how about you watch me play FIFA? Me: you won't watch Big Rich Texas with me so why would I watch you play FIFA? B: well, at least the soccer is realistic.