Conversation at Panera

Alex: "I assume he's talking about a strip club"

Brad: "no, I was just talking about the YMCA or something. It's the only place where it's acceptable for a bunch of men to walk around naked together"

Names

"Everybody knows that names that end in e are feminine. Damn it, Bradley."

Grandpa Joe

"I think I might turn in to Grandpa Joe.  I think I'll just stay in bed.  Until one day... I'll burst from the bed.  With vibrant color and show."

Starter

Me: "I don't think I'm much if a quitter."

B: "You may not be much of a quitter but you're not really much of a starter either!"

bff

Me: "remember how you said I am..."

B: "your own best friend?"

Not quite what I was looking for!

from my sister's blog

The picture

The caption:  Some pansies in front of the Parliament.

B's comment:  Graham, how can you let your wife call you a pansey like that? That's messed up Kendal. Those are cool flowers though, what are they, tulips?

Cake-off

While watching Ultimate Cake Off, and after the contestant had just said the judges would rip him a new one:

"Is he crying? There's no crying in cake-off. Tom Hanks would rip him a new one."

After watching a new Southwest commercial B added : "and now all airplanes come with sunroofs".

In the past...

K:  "Honey, I need a new craft."

B:  "Why don't you craft yourself a clean house.  You could vacuum designs in the carpet."