Friday, April 27, 2012

Emotions

Me: I can't help it if you're emotionally retarded

B: I think you're confusing emotional retardedness with emotional stability.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Shower

We were on a trip with our friends. I texted Shandi to tell her we were up and ready for the day. Alex texted me back and said she just got in the shower.

Me: but, that was 7 minutes ago, she's probably done now

B: you, obviously, and not familiar withy the bathing habits of women. In 7 minutes, she may have stopped just standing under the hot water. Maybe she's gotten her hair wet.