Hospital

Brad sent this to me today.  I must admit, I can see this happening.

crying

While watching Bones, the main character started to cry.  I started to cry too.

B: Why are you crying?
K: I don't know
B: But you figured since she's crying there must be something to cry about?

Snowman

Me: I can't get up, I'm like an abdominal snowman
B: I think you are more snowman than abdominal

Germs

I have a cold sore and brad wanted to make sure he didn't drink from a contaminated water source. Subtle.

Jokes

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean beef!


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Treble

While rinsing our dogs at the dog park, B said "oh no, that hose looks like treble."