deep fried

Did you hear that Houston is opening up clinics called tempura clinics? They're for lightly battered women.

Teen mom

I was reading an US Weekly article called 'Teen Mom Confessions'

B: "Ooo, Teen Mom confessions. What are they confessing? That they had sex before marriage? Unprotected sex?"

We've been married for nearly 6 years

B: Do you have any scrapbooks you want to finish this summer?

Me: Well, our wedding.

B:  Oh well, it didn't happen that long ago.  You still have time to work on it.  I think you get like a 15 year window, that way it's still fresh in your mind.