at church

We were staring at the bulletin board in the foyer, waiting for the sacrament to end so we could enter.  There were some EFY posters.  One of them was of a girl doing a bungee jumping type thing and above it was a picture of a family walking through some tall grass toward a temple.

b: "wow, that's really dangerous."
k: "the bungee jumping?"
b: "no, there could totally be snakes in that grass!"

Christmas Card

I thanked my sister and friend for making our Christmas card...Brad responded:


You forgot to thank the other most important people for making the card look fantastic, and that would be you and me. because when you are as hot as we are, really you could put anything around the picture and it would look good. But thanks Kera and Shandi too, and the boys for cooperating (sort of).

TV

Me: let's watch HIMYM B: nah, how about you watch me play FIFA? Me: you won't watch Big Rich Texas with me so why would I watch you play FIFA? B: well, at least the soccer is realistic.

Forgetful

Brad holds up his hand and says, in a deep voice, "Hi.". Pause. "oh, wait, it's how." I laugh. Brad responds, "yeah, yesterday I thought Tommy Lee Jones was Bob Dole." I think the old age is catching up with him!

at the hospital

I thought I had kidney stones and so we went to the emergency room:

me:  "do you think I'll be admitted?"

Brad: "No.  Committed maybe."

Chinese Food

"I think our car may be Chinese, not Japanese.  This take-out box fits perfectly in these square cup holders!"

little miss muffett

little bo peep had lots of sheep, 

as white as curds and whey,

along came a Schneiter,

and sat down beside her,

and talked her ear away.