Forgetful

Brad holds up his hand and says, in a deep voice, "Hi.". Pause. "oh, wait, it's how." I laugh. Brad responds, "yeah, yesterday I thought Tommy Lee Jones was Bob Dole." I think the old age is catching up with him!

at the hospital

I thought I had kidney stones and so we went to the emergency room:

me:  "do you think I'll be admitted?"

Brad: "No.  Committed maybe."

Chinese Food

"I think our car may be Chinese, not Japanese.  This take-out box fits perfectly in these square cup holders!"

little miss muffett

little bo peep had lots of sheep, 

as white as curds and whey,

along came a Schneiter,

and sat down beside her,

and talked her ear away.

GC

Grand Cayman is a British territory and as such, the drivers drive on the left.  While we were in GC, Brad kept turning on his windshield wipers instead of his turn signal when we was about to turn.  He said:

"The other day i tried to indicate a left turn with my windshield wipers and someone honked at me. I dont think the windshield wipers have the same meaning here in the states. In Cayman it means, this person may turn into on-coming trafic so watch out."

shopping

Me:  "Shandi and I are going to Target and Hobby Lobby"

Brab: "Oh, that'll be fun.  They'll be happy to see you.  They'll probably wonder you've been for the past few hours."

burning

Me: "If the house started to burn down, after we save the dogs and the turtle, let's make sure we save our wedding scrapbook."

Brad:  With no emotion and as though he hadn't heard what I just said, "I'm going to need your help carrying the TV."

pause

"And maybe the PS3."